Click to enlarge, but note that I didn't realize how much resolution I was actually removing when I was shrinking them down in size. I apologize for a lot of these being so blurry.
Launching pad at Anna's house in San Diego
Making sure all important colors are represented in her bungee cords
It comes with a free abacus
"This cover will certainly help that one day we get rained on during the trip."
"What's the matter? Mommy not here to dress ya?"
The view from the Pacific
Burley dips first
Katherine blah blah
yeah yeah another one
Michael is afraid of water
We are ready to fight
Katherine remembers she forgot to turn off every single appliance in her house
Back when I was scared of the interstate
The Little Staircase That Could
Sunrise or sunset
"Okay, now the most important thing to remember is to not mention on your résumé that you came to this workshop."
The reason for such slow response time by the Holtville Fire Department
What we saw for most of three states
"Home of President John McCain, the National Unicorn Rodeo, and the Leprechaun Beauty Pageant"
Sloppy Joes and alphabet pasta
Out to dry
Katherine, are you BTLing here? Please let me know.
"Well, guys, we finally made it... the Atlantic Ocean!"
The answer to that question is "no"
Ever since Never Let Me Down, Katherine just hasn't been a fan
Katherine rides toward the camera
I was going make a joke about Katherine being a villain from the original Batman television show with Adam West (due to the crooked camera), but maybe one person would get that
"Hoping We'll One Day Be Called 'Mexico' and Mexico Will Be Called 'Old Mexico'"
Flat-Fixing 101: Locating the Puncture
Flat-Fixing 102: Which Faces to Make
Sorry, veganism, but I think all these things deserve to die in a fire
Still waiting on those caption submissions for this picture, kids!
bikez rule carz drool end of story
The border patrol sneaks up on Katherine
Both Katherine and Michael got a picture like this. I didn't want to stop and get eaten by the locusts. RIP Michael and Katherine
Someone please think up a worse caption than, "It's always important to wash your vegetables before consuming them"
Sometimes Michael gets his picture taken. It's important to include these rare photos.
Katherine helps an injured bird
such a jokester
I remember being really angry at this park, most likely for no good reason
check it out im hangin w/ pecan trees
aw hell naw so am i dude pecan trees are cool
PECAN TREES: NO LONGER COOL?
The western-most point of Texas
On our way to the Border Highway for some idiotic reason
Burley is wanted for several bank robberies across Northern Mexico, so this is really as close as he can get to the border
Kamala and Charley in El Paso
Street and Melloy show us what guns do (though I wasn't paying attention, so...)
"Man, if I had the gun right now, you'd all be sorry."
Michael is a pretty good shot
RULE #1: NEVER JOKINGLY SNEAK UP ON SOMEONE WITH A LOADED HANDGUN
Katherine walks in slow motion toward the horizon while this plays
Katherine seems to be good at always riding steadily toward the camera
Dear World Leaders,
Please visit a rest stop on I-10 near Sierra Blanca, Texas. You might find something there that could be very beneficial.
Maurice, our oft-encountered British companion
Katherine practices riding away from the camera
this picture isnt very realistic i mean come on there arent any spokes on the wheels first of all and the angles are all messed up dude did you even pass art class in middle school
"Larger than Life" Liz R summed up pretty well
Everyone in Marfa sits around and debates which is the better movie: Alien or Aliens
Most of West Texas
Waiting for Michael to take the picture already
One of the papercrete houses under construction by Guil in Marathon
Another bad caption: "Katherine asks for directions"
The goat that thought it was a dog but would probably still eat a can
Makeshift birthday cake
The bridge under which we slept
we enjoy football without katherine
we enjoy football without michael
we enjoy football without adam
Probably being loud and obnoxious on the bus in Austin
John S shows us his soil project at UT
"Hey, did I show you my soil proj-"
Please send us free stuff.
Banana + Peanut Butter + Chocolate Chips = ???
Chain cleaning after a day of rain
Porch sleeping in Warrenton
This trip occasionally had bicycle-riding
"The correct answer is YOU"
Michael enjoys a nice day away from the office
After three weeks in the state, it was great to see this broken sign on the way out
No sign welcomed us
hey wow we're eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
This is funny because w
Hitching a ride across a bridge with no shoulder
CATS + BEANS: OKAY OR NOT OKAY???
It's important to note the gross bike shorts tan line
Waiting out the rain
Yeah, I don't know, either
While I don't remember exactly what was going on when this was taken, it's safe to assume from the facial expressions that Michael has had enough of my singing
The trees ate Michael :'(
Lunch alongside the Mississippi River
We probably should have removed our helmets while in church
The Crossin' the Mississippi East-to-West Shuffle
Birds in New Orleans
Read the door
One mode of transportation we didn't get to utilize on the trip
"It's too bad they don't have a 'Welcome to Mississippi' sign. I guess we'll have to settle for this."
"Aw, for the love of..."
The Gulf of Mexico
A safe way to cross over the bridge
I'm starting to think we're not welcome in these places
oh look at how short of a state this is
Number of tries to get this: 3
It started to get cold
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is a bad thing(?)
"Oh, you're going on a little walk? How cute. Like around the block or..."
Markus, the German cyclist, with his Rubik's Cube
Par for the course for gas stations in most of Florida
Waiting for food in Reggae Shack, one of the lone bright spots of Gainesville. Also, I'm 14 years old
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"
The last of Katherine's gross papaya chunks she had been putting off eating since central Texas
We made it
Katherine, ignoring the words of Sean Connery, fails to wait for the tides to be right
Michael's a rocker. He rocks out.
Burley is not forgotten
"Okay, so we'll take a few pictures with the three of us. Let's just stand here, because there's really no way the water is going to get to us here."
"Aw, for the love of..."
(note: this was not planned)
The bikes and Burley look out to the Atlantic and ponder what they have just accomplished
Watching election results
"It's been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to... Wait... That guy in the hotel room in Florida... Is he sleeping? Wow, he's going to regret missing this speech."
I made a conscious effort to not smile for this picture. What a jerk.
Okay that's it.